Villain Night #27: This is the Dominator Event
Submitted by Ember Rose on July 13, 2010 - 9:16pm
"Haha! Those fools laughed at me in culinary school! Mocked my innovative tastes- chocolate and lavender, lemongrass and orange blossom. Look who's laughing now, idiots!"
Ember Thorn waved the spatula around violently as she pantomimed the vicious cutting motion that separated each biscotti from the loaf.
"Spike! Damn it, I told you 450 degrees not 400! Can't find good help anymore- I should have left you rotting in the greenhouse. Venus fly traps are not culinary masters, I'll tell you that."
Scraping every last bit of batter from the MixMaster, Ember Thorn poured the batter onto the parchment paper, her head boiling with packaging ideas.
"Cellophane, pastry tins, plant pots- hehe, a little irony is always good when you are plotting to take over the dessert industry."
Within two hours Ember Thorn had truckloads of biscotti packaged and ready to ship to thousands of bakeries all over the world.
"Now everyone will know the true dessert! BISCOTTI! We will dominate the universe with our tasty twice-baked delicacies! Come on, Spike, and grab the whip and the fuzzy handcuffs while you are at it. You never know how much domination the pastry world will need."
BISCOTTI WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Oh yeah, and bring your dominator on Thursday for our AT event this week. See you there!
Comments
July 13, 2010 - 10:09pm
#2
Прав така там isn't кой да е объркване този събитие е служебно сдържан за!
July 13, 2010 - 11:23pm
#3
When Marq told you biscotti, I had no idea.. o.O Totally awesome, Ember.
{I don't think I'll ever look at Biscotti the same..)
{I don't think I'll ever look at Biscotti the same..)
July 14, 2010 - 7:20am
#4
When Marq told you biscotti, I had no idea.. o.O Totally awesome, Ember.
{I don't think I'll ever look at Biscotti the same..)
That was actually Pax's bizarre idea, but you're right: Ember has struck comedy gold yet again.{I don't think I'll ever look at Biscotti the same..)
July 14, 2010 - 8:59am
#5
Boo, I think I will miss this one. We may be going to see a movie tomorrow night. 
July 14, 2010 - 9:51am
#6
Will be missing this. I have no doms and no room for another character right now
July 15, 2010 - 6:32am
#7
Epically awesome Ember, you took my biscotti joke and hit a total grand slam with it 
I'll be there tonight for this wonderful Dominator event 
I'll be there tonight for this wonderful Dominator event __________________
July 15, 2010 - 7:28am
#8
Epically awesome Ember, you took my biscotti joke and hit a total grand slam with it I'll be there tonight for this wonderful Dominator event :)
Wait. This is the Dominator event? Where does it say that? I'll be there tonight for this wonderful Dominator event :)
July 15, 2010 - 9:00am
#9
I may be a few minutes late, but I'll do my best to be there.
July 15, 2010 - 2:23pm
#10
I'll be late, as usual, but I should be there
July 15, 2010 - 4:37pm
#11
I actually might be able to join around 9pm-ish.
July 15, 2010 - 8:14pm
#12
Thank you to everyone who joined us!
Ember
Marq
Miseri
Shadow Burn
Pax
Truss Adams
toon
Omni!
Ant
Doc Rock
Hexen
Griff
Ember
Marq
Miseri
Shadow Burn
Pax
Truss Adams
toon
Omni!
Ant
Doc Rock
Hexen
Griff
July 15, 2010 - 9:34pm
#13
Sorry I couldn't make it; had customers stay way late, and wasn't even able to clock off until 6:10 (my time).
July 16, 2010 - 1:24am
#14
I know it's a bit late, but I just have one important question: This was the Dominator event?
And a stupid question, if I may: What's a biscotti?
And a stupid question, if I may: What's a biscotti?
July 16, 2010 - 4:51am
#15
I know it's a bit late, but I just have one important question: This was the Dominator event?
Why yes, yes it was.
And a stupid question, if I may: What's a biscotti?
Heretic
July 16, 2010 - 6:34am
#16
For the uninitiated, here is a link about Biscotti - a culinary delight that Ember makes so delicious, it's sinful 
__________________
Let me get this straight, THIS is the dominator event?
ROCK ON EMBER!
STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP