Sinister Sunday #26: Give it Everything You've Got
Submitted by Ember Rose on July 5, 2010 - 7:56pm
Stalker: ASSASSIN STRIKE!
Enemy #1: Ouch! Man, that took half my life bar.
Stalker: Seriously?! PWNAGE!!
Enemy #1: Yeah, that really hurt. Alright, I've got a few ranged, a few melee attacks and maybe some temp powers with stuns, if I'm lucky. What do you have?
Stalker: Well... that's it.
Enemy #1: What's it? I know you are hiding some uber powerful attacks that you're just waiting for me to let my guard down on and then you'll-
Stalker: No, seriously, the assassin strike is it.
Enemy #1: Come on, you've got to be kidding.
Stalker: I might be able to give you a paper cut or two with my dual blades, maybe an electrical surge or energy punch to the face.
Enemy #1: I'm kind of perplexed here... I came looking for a masculine, John Price sort of fight and I got Hello Kitty instead.
Stalker: Yeah... sorry to disappoint.
Enemy #1: I still gotta kill ya, you know.
Stalker: Sigh... yeah, I know. Just get on with it. *hide*
Enemy #1: Dude! Stop being such a bitch!
Stalker: Hahaha! ASSASSIN STRIKE!
Bring out your Stalkers for a great Sinister Sunday! Can't wait to see you there!
NOTE: THIS EVENT MAY OR MAY NOT LAST THE ENTIRE STATED TIME OF THE EVENT DEPENDING ON THE CAFFEINE LEVEL, FRUSTRATION, HOURS OF SLEEP, ETC. EXPERIENCED BY THE PARTICIPANTS. THE CRUISE DIRECTOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LASH OUTS, NAME CALLING OR OTHERWISE PERVERSE EXCHANGE OF WORDS WHILE PLAYING STALKERS. ENJOY!
Comments
July 5, 2010 - 8:24pm
#2
OMG! Unreal. I have a terrible fear that reading about the event will be more fun than the event itself. 
Awesome job, Ember!
Awesome job, Ember!
July 6, 2010 - 5:35am
#3
NIce write up Ember 
July 6, 2010 - 10:22am
#4
LMAO.
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July 6, 2010 - 8:59pm
#5
Great write-up, Ember. I've never rolled a Stalker, but I'll make sure I've got a brand spanking new one created in honor of this event 
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July 6, 2010 - 10:59pm
#6
Ember ->
<-Stalker
<-Stalker
July 7, 2010 - 6:32am
#7
Don't forget to sign-up everyone, all the cool kids are doing it, and it really helps out your Cruise Director
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July 8, 2010 - 10:02pm
#8
Okay folks Punch N Pi is ready for Stalker Sunday.
Yes, he only has a punch, so he also serves PI!
yeah, I know, it's bad, but he's a STALKER! How much will I actually play with him!
Yes, he only has a punch, so he also serves PI!
yeah, I know, it's bad, but he's a STALKER! How much will I actually play with him!
July 10, 2010 - 11:43pm
#9
My brand new character Torcrux is ready for my first ever attempt as a stalker!
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July 10, 2010 - 11:54pm
#10
My brand new character Torcrux is ready for my first ever attempt as a stalker!
My proctologist recommended that I wear clean underwear to avoid torcrux.
July 11, 2010 - 11:26am
#11
So it was definitely a rough morning for all between disparaging levels and many of us learning how to play a stalker for the first time. Joining us throughout the morning were:
Marqaha
Doc Rock MD
MiseriChik
Ember Rose
Northern Lady
War Griffon
Shadow-Burn
Pax
Thanks to Sam and Ant for keeping us company on Vent as well
See you all next week!
Marqaha
Doc Rock MD
MiseriChik
Ember Rose
Northern Lady
War Griffon
Shadow-Burn
Pax
Thanks to Sam and Ant for keeping us company on Vent as well
See you all next week!
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July 11, 2010 - 4:46pm
#12
There's only one way to describe this event...
July 13, 2010 - 11:53pm
#13
July 14, 2010 - 7:11am
#14
LOL what a perfect screenshot!
July 14, 2010 - 7:15am
#15
It actually looks like we've all been hit by a train. The floor pattern makes it look like train tracks, and we're all dead in a line.
This event was a bit like a trainwreck, you can't tear your eyes away from it. We kept dying and coming back, dying and coming back
This event was a bit like a trainwreck, you can't tear your eyes away from it. We kept dying and coming back, dying and coming back
July 14, 2010 - 7:19am
#16
Uhhh. Sorry i missed it. But then the blaster event started the same way LOL.
I had to read that one aloud. That, my dear Cruise Director, is the best one so far.
I don't have a Stalker. I don't need any more frustration. I might make one JUST for this event.
STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP