Statesman Taskforce and Buttock Massage

Submitted by marqaha on February 5, 2010 - 10:46pm

Let start off the week of epic task forces with Statesman's Task Force!

To start we need 8 heroes of level 45 or higher, but level 50 toons are recommended. This task force is not for the faint of heart- we will be battling the 4 Patrons, Black Scorpion, Captain Mako, Ghost Widow and Scirocco, in addition to Lord Recluse himself! This battle is rumored to be surpassed in difficultly only by a battle with Hamidon, but with the fine heroes of Adversity on the Statesman's side, how can we fail? (Don't answer that.)

If we are successful, we receive the Saved the World badge. That's pretty epic.

We will rendezvous at the Statesman in IP to start and continue on from there. Come wielding your powers and determination. You're gonna need them.

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February 5, 2010 - 10:53pm

marqaha

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As discussed on Vent, this is what we'll be bringing:

Marqaha - Inv/Inv Tank
Ember - Elec/Elec Blaster
Doc Rock - FF/EB defender
Truss - EB/Mental Blaster
Miseri - Kinetics/Sonic Defender
SB - Fire/Emp Controller
Pax - Dark/Dark Defender
Lady - MA/Regen Scrapper

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February 6, 2010 - 1:36am

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Marq, you have a INV/INV tank? wow.. what is that, like a 69 month vet reward??

February 6, 2010 - 9:28am

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Doc Rock MD wrote:

Marq, you have a INV/INV tank? wow.. what is that, like a 69 month vet reward??

Oops! See what happens when the coffee wears off?

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February 8, 2010 - 12:59pm

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Ah, man! I have to teach that weekend!

I wouldn't be able to join you until 12:30 at the earliest; more likely 1pm.

February 8, 2010 - 2:47pm

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If I'm around that Sunday afternoon and you need an 8th player, I'll bring my dark/inv scrapper

February 8, 2010 - 5:42pm

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Last time on The Statesman Task Force, we left our heroes eating tile with a last ditch effort performed by Truss- a nuke of epic failing proportions. Will they survive the next encounter with Dr. Aeon and his gang war or will they all be Aeonnihilated!? Tune in on February 21st to find out!

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February 9, 2010 - 4:09pm

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GOOD LUCK!!!

you will need it.

February 21, 2010 - 12:16pm

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Don't forget the TF today!

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February 21, 2010 - 12:34pm

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Yeah, Ant, we may need your scrapper, as Lady will not be able to make it this afternoon.

We might delay it until 3pm to start to wait for SB to get home from work. If everyone signs in at 2pm EST though, we can see what we're up against.

I'm really really looking forward to this, so I do hope we can get it finished this time

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February 21, 2010 - 3:53pm

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So how did you do?

February 21, 2010 - 4:13pm

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After a significant delay we're off and running, thanks to Hexen.

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February 21, 2010 - 4:25pm

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I'm glad you were able to get started. I was out running errands until just now. Good luck guys!

February 21, 2010 - 7:55pm

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Well, um...thanks to everyone and stuff.

BRB, I have to empty my phailpail.

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February 22, 2010 - 6:50am

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marqaha wrote:

Well, um...thanks to everyone and stuff.

BRB, I have to empty my phailpail.

Booo!!!

February 22, 2010 - 8:32am

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Inferno Ant wrote:

Booo!!!

As a side note after last night I can now make this sound with my ass.

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February 22, 2010 - 9:02am

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I'm sorry guys, my cable & Internet went out, in fact, it was still out when i left the house this morning. I guess things didn't go well? I'm sorry.

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February 22, 2010 - 9:10am

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Yeah, Marqaha's scrapper didn't quite have enough "taunt" to keep Recluse away from the rest of us. If you didn't quit the TF Hexen, we all logged out versus quitting the TF, so perhaps we can run that last mission soon

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February 22, 2010 - 9:13am

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No, i havn't been able to log back in since, so i should be still in the TF?

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February 22, 2010 - 9:58am

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Sweet, you should be indeed. If you can, please don't quit the TF. Perhaps we can all complete that last mission, and get this thing completed finally

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February 22, 2010 - 1:52pm

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Sorry to hear about your connection problems Hex.

Maybe we can do this soon.

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February 22, 2010 - 6:45pm

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I'm game, and my internet is working again.

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February 22, 2010 - 8:24pm

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I'll even log into Vent and sing more patriotic songs, if it helps....

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February 22, 2010 - 8:43pm

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War Griffon wrote:

I'll even log into Vent and sing more patriotic songs, if it helps.... :D

Well, it helped me a bit in that I didn't want to kill myself quite so much

It was tough but we still had fun, and we can log in again soon and bust that last mission out. Glad to see you didn't quit the TF Hex, and I'm sorry you crashed

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