"How did I get my powers? I was bitten by a radioactive polar bear."


"What...? You don't believe me? Ok, fine. It was really a radioactive penguin."


"So you don't buy that either, eh? I was hit with a radioactive snowba- No, I am being serious this time. I was outside playing in the snow, and there was a loud explosion in the distance. Next thing I know, these really big snowflakes, like snowballs, start falling.

Then the EPA shows up a day or so later and survey and scan the area, and whip out a geiger counter, and when the point it towards me the readings are almost off the scale. So, they take me to some lab to run tests, and then at the lab the equipment starts freezing and everyone is like 'WTF?' I get this idea that maybe it's me, so then I start trying to freeze things...which didn't go over so well - that one chick, I wonder if she ever got over that frostbite...maybe I should call her and see if she wants to get coffee.

Oh right, so then I was like 'Woah, I could be a hero!' and the EPA people put me in contact with Freedom Corps thinking that they could teach me how to use these abilities.

That didn't last too long, so here I am...doing the whole free agent thing."